Picking up weights, then picking you up next 😈

mysharona1987:

Gee, I thought these people were the ones who were like “If you don’t like it, you can just move to a blue state.”

And now they’re mad the guy is doing just that?

You can’t oppress and discriminate against someone then be mad when they take their highly useful skill elsewhere.

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beardedmrbean:

mrcloudyfun:

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

Where is her award? She stayed in character for that whole thing!

She slipped a tiny bit near the end, but if you didn’t know what was going on you wouldn’t have caught it.

10/10 high quality spousal shenanigans

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automatic-external-defibrillator:

deersatan:

tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????

its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????

8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????

what??????????????????????????????………………………..

happy one decade to this

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3liza:

3liza:

my dad always says “it’s not trespassing if you’re not planning to do anything bad” which as a legal argument wouldn’t get far but as a moral prerogative is completely sound

officer i am literally just in a location

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st-just:

Dilapidation by Alexey Egorov

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ughabi:

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mysticmuse0:

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amingethia:

a-really-hot-caterpillar:

Do you think Icarus would be into waxplay or would that be his safeword zone cuz of trauma

You just don’t get quality content like this on other sites

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